The BEST episodes of The Cyanide & Happiness Show season 3

Every episode of The Cyanide & Happiness Show season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of The Cyanide & Happiness Show season 3!

The Cyanide & Happiness Show is an animated comedy web series written and animated by Explosm, based on their webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. Each episode consists of a few short stories (sometimes connected to each other, sometimes not).

Last Updated: 5/9/2024Network: VRVStatus: Ended
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Now That's What I Call Depressing
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7.33
9 votes

#1 - Now That's What I Call Depressing

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/31/2017

This episode is very, very sad. Please do not watch it.

Now That's What I Call Pain
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7.25
16 votes

#2 - Now That's What I Call Pain

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/2/2017

Ultrasoldier is back and he’s more ultra than ever! Bullets fly and tears cry as we learn his tragic ultra-origins. The newest gadget on the market has taken the world by storm… a pain-storm, that is.

Directors: Mike Salcedo
Now That's When I Call These Guys
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6.80
15 votes

#3 - Now That's When I Call These Guys

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017

Star Spangled Bastard! Mega Mom! Salmon Boy? Sure! When the world needs saving from a deranged killer robot, we call These Guys! One of them is a carrot!

Now That's What I Call a Story
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6.79
14 votes

#4 - Now That's What I Call a Story

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/2/2017

Cory just wants to hang out and play video games. Cory’s dad just wants him to clean the damn attic. Cory is mad lad. Dad is a tad sad. Lunk is rad, The Goblin Army is armor clad and fantastic adventures are ready to be had, until… things go bad. Egad!

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Now That's That
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6.75
8 votes

#5 - Now That's That

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/31/2017

A lonely milf is double-teamed by a naughty professor and a bad boy who's into pain. Hot asses, gaping holes and piles of sweaty bodies go wild, leading up to this season's explosive money shot.

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Now That's What I Call the News
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6.63
8 votes

#6 - Now That's What I Call the News

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/31/2017

Tonight’s Top Story: Chip Chapley cheerfully chugs along at NVM News, while an alienated Abbie Babble attempts to address PainTech's plotting ploys to profiteer from people's pain.

Now That's What I Call a Musical
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6.57
7 votes

#7 - Now That's What I Call a Musical

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/31/2017

The Lord gets on board with a smorgasbord of chords, but Satan is waiting to hasten his fall from grace and complicating God’s plan for concentrating on creating by baiting him into dating and mating. GREAT!

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Now That's What I Call a Good Space Time
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6.53
15 votes

#8 - Now That's What I Call a Good Space Time

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2017

A mysterious number in a truck stop bathroom leads a scientist and a billionaire to the ends of the universe and back. Two online video pranksters explore the outer limits of embarrassment.

Now That's What I Call Spooky
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6.50
14 votes

#9 - Now That's What I Call Spooky

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/2/2017

Turnbuckle terror taunts a troubled twosome as translucent, trophy-seeking toughs tussle off the top rope in a tournament of tortured-soul tenacity. Also, there’s a haunted house.

Now That's When I Call Those Guys
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6.50
8 votes

#10 - Now That's When I Call Those Guys

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/31/2017

You plan a break in, you do a break out, you go and join your buddies in the super hero house. An unhappy Abby Babble starts to scream and shout! Find out what it's all about.