The BEST episodes written by Alex Horne
#1 - The Final: Always Forks and Marbles
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 10
The series reaches a thrilling climax with Sue Perkins forgetting about the milk and Julian Clary performing a gentle assault. Who will lift Greg's golden head to the heavens?
#2 - Their Water's So Delicious
Taskmaster - Season 5 - Episode 8
The celebrity torture is almost over as the series climaxes. Aisling Bea leaps cushions, while Bob Mortimer educates us on Dumfries and Galloway.
Watch Now:Amazon#3 - Tony Three Pies
Taskmaster - Season 4 - Episode 8
In the series finale, Noel Fielding finds an unlikely soul mate, Lolly Adefope shows everyone the money, and Mel Giedroyc bites off more than she can chew.
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - Think About the Spirit
Taskmaster - Season 9 - Episode 10
It's the grand final, which features peas, teas and absent keys, as Ed Gamble, Jo Brand, Katy Wix and Rose Matafeo vie to go home with Greg Davies's massive face.
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - Meat
Taskmaster - Season 4 - Episode 5
Greg Davies sets five comedians some bizarre - some would say cruel - tasks. Noel Fielding has a sliding session, while Swedishman Fred receives an intense video call.
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - I Can Hear It Gooping
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 10
The series reaches its majestic climax. Who will win Greg Davies's coveted golden head to become just the seventh Taskmaster Champion in history?
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - The Natural Friends
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 1
Greg slaps Alex because of peas. Lucy Beaumont marvels at a canned blindfold. And everyone tries to put a big duck in a lake.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - The Pendulum Draws The Eye
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 9
Two episodes remain in the series and with Greg Davies's shiny head trophy within touching distance, tensions are beginning to run high between the beleaguered contestants.
Watch Now:Amazon#9 - Don't Like Them Go Bang
Taskmaster - Season 9 - Episode 9
The five comics go undercover as they try to impress Greg Davies with their attempts at high-level espionage.
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - The Perfect Stuff
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 7
Greg Davies challenges his five fearful funny people to entertain him by completing more baffling challenges, which this week involve corneas, crackers and construction.
Watch Now:Amazon#11 - No Stars For Naughty Boys
Taskmaster - Season 4 - Episode 7
Hugh Dennis wields a blade, while Mel Giedroyc destroys a mannequin.
Watch Now:Amazon#12 - Look At Me
Taskmaster - Season 4 - Episode 2
Lolly Adefope tries long distance painting. Hugh Dennis is befuddled by an egg.
Watch Now:Amazon#13 - Spatchcock It
Taskmaster - Season 4 - Episode 6
Joe Lycett shows no mercy to a camel, and Hugh Dennis gets a sleeping bag challenge.
Watch Now:Amazon#14 - Mother Honks Her Horn
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 8
Phil Wang makes sure his outstanding outfit leaves even less to the imagination that it did before, Jessica Knappett demonstrates her mastery of a child's percussion instrument and James Acaster's dream comes true.
Watch Now:Amazon#15 - Quisps
Taskmaster - Season 9 - Episode 4
David Baddiel shows a readiness to bare his chest and Katy Wix robs a piggy bank. Meanwhile, Alex is powerless in the face of Ed Gamble's creative vision.
Watch Now:Amazon#16 - A Fat Bald White Man
Taskmaster - Season 4 - Episode 1
Hugh Dennis, Joe Lycett, Lolly Adefope, Mel Giedroyc and Noel Fielding fell rubber ducks and destroy cakes to impress the very demanding Greg Davies.
Watch Now:Amazon#17 - Never Packed a Boot
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 8
Excitement reaches volcanic proportions as the mystery of the secret task is finally revealed to the baffled cast of comics. And who will get to wear the Special Hat?
Watch Now:Amazon#18 - Aquatic Sewing Machine
Taskmaster - Season 8 - Episode 8
This episode feature sand, beach balls, water and an angler's keepnet. There are also coffee pots, which don't help Joe Thomas, and a trumpet, which doesn't help Lou Sanders.
Watch Now:Amazon#19 - A Wind-Dried Puffin
Taskmaster - Season 5 - Episode 5
Greg Davies sets tasks that are bizarre, cruel - and very funny. Sally Phillips faces an amorous watercooler. Aisling Bea crams a dish into a balloon.
Watch Now:Amazon#20 - Residue Round The Hoof
Taskmaster - Season 5 - Episode 4
Mark Watson and Nish Kumar pop toast together and Sally Phillips spreads absinthe on it. Greg Davies dishes out the absurd A-list challenges again.
#21 - Spoony Neeson
Taskmaster - Season 5 - Episode 6
The consensual celebrity humiliation continues at the hands of wicked Greg Davies. Bob Mortimer champions sausage meat and Sally Phillips returns to the womb.
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - Butter In The Microwave.
Taskmaster - Season 9 - Episode 2
Ed Gamble gets reckless with a frying pan, Katy Wix asks for a pencil and Jo Brand shares a leisurely sandwich with David Baddiel.
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - Twelve Blush Majesty Two
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 3
Rhod Gilbert force-feeds mocha to Taskmaster Greg Davies' loyal assistant Alex Horne, Kerry Godliman boshes a ball and Phil Wang makes an odd noise.
Watch Now:Amazon#24 - The Mean Bean
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 1
The Taskmaster Greg Davies returns, sending fear coursing through the veins of James Acaster, Jessica Knappett, Kerry Godliman, Phil Wang and Rhod Gilbert.
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - He Was A Different Man
Taskmaster - Season 6 - Episode 10
Tim Vine attempts a risky impersonation and Alex Horne receives a gift from Liza Tarbuck. The recipient of the Taskmaster's golden bonce is revealed.
Watch Now:Amazon#26 - Boing Boing
Taskmaster - Season 5 - Episode 7
Evil Greg Davies sets comedians cruel conundrums. Nish Kumar is presented with a coconut harness, while a blindfolded Sally Phillips handles a slice of bread.
Watch Now:Amazon#27 - Shaqinahat
Taskmaster - Season 9 - Episode 8
Greg Davies delivers angry appraisals from his comfy throne, as Ed Gamble dons a baby's bonnet, Katy Wix makes Alex Horne wince and Rose Matafeo does a spot of screaming.
Watch Now:Amazon#28 - The Poet and the Egg
Taskmaster - Season 1 - Episode 3
The comedians build a tower for an egg, throw teabags and draw a giant artwork. The results are kind of surprising and kind of scary. Plus, Josh Widdicombe gives Greg Davies the ultimate gift – one that they will both remember FOREVER.
Watch Now:Amazon#29 - The Last Supper
Taskmaster - Season 1 - Episode 6
In the last episode of the series, the five comics are not only playing for homemade chowder but also for the inaugural Taskmaster series winner’s trophy. Tasks include playing golf with eggs, making a video ‘blooper’ and cooking a meal using ingredients starting with every letter of the alphabet.
Watch Now:Amazon#30 - Clumpy Swayey Clumsy Man
Taskmaster - Season 8 - Episode 10
Lou Sanders chews on some stationery, Sian Gibson is crushed by a caravan, Paul Sinha wrecks a camera, Joe Thomas gets cross and Iain Stirling waves a stick about.
Watch Now:Amazon#31 - OLLIE
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 4
Jessica Knappett piles shoes on a butcher's scales, James Acaster tries an emergency alarm and Rhod Gilbert smears mustard in his eyes - all to please Taskmaster Greg Davies.
Watch Now:Amazon#32 - Fagin at the Disco
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 9
Julian Clary makes smart use of a fishing rod, Sue Perkins reimagines Botticelli, Sam Campbell collects some coins and Lucy Beaumont asks Alex Horne to sit on a sled.
Watch Now:Amazon#33 - A Coquettish Fascinator
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 6
At the halfway stage, all contestants, with the possible exception of Phil Wang, still have high hopes of winning. Kerry Godliman and Jessica Knappett resort to soapy violence.
Watch Now:Amazon#34 - Skateboard Division
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 5
We're halfway through the series, and the comics just want to leave with a bit of dignity intact. Which isn't likely as Lucy Beaumont plays with some toilet roll.
Watch Now:Amazon#35 - The Leprechaun Or The Lesbian
Taskmaster - Season 5 - Episode 2
Greg Davies takes great pleasure in celebrity humiliation. Nish Kumar pretends he's Robin Hood, while Mark Watson feels the wrath of yoghurt.
Watch Now:Amazon#36 - Phoenix
Taskmaster - Season 5 - Episode 3
Proving he's as diabolical in real life as he is in the Inbetweeners, Greg Davies sets our five celebs absurd tasks such as jelly-balancing and coconut costumery.
Watch Now:Amazon#37 - Dignity Intact
Taskmaster - Season 5 - Episode 1
Greg Davies sets Aisling Bea, Bob Mortimer, Mark Watson, Nish Kumar and Sally Phillips brilliantly bewildering tasks, including basketball without hands!
Watch Now:Amazon#38 - Brother Alex
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 6
Julian Clary gets on his hands and knees. Sue Perkins makes an extraordinary noise. Lucy Beaumont creeps everyone out. And Sam Campbell identifies some colourful birds.
Watch Now:Amazon#39 - I'm Off to Find a Robin
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 7
Does Julian Clary need more than one pie? Should Lucy Beaumont flick a forbidden switch? Is a deer head preferable to a boundary line? Plus: Sam Campbell rips off his own head.
Watch Now:Amazon#40 - Friendship Is Truth
Taskmaster - Season 4 - Episode 4
What will Mel Giedroyc do to a pommel horse? And why are Alex Horne and Noel Fielding dancing like shrews? Dastardly Greg Davies sets the nutty tasks.
Watch Now:Amazon#41 - Dynamite Chicks
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 4
Greg Davies watches on in wonder, delight and sometimes disgust as Alex Horne chokes down some vaguely cylindrical meals. And Sue Perkins sniffs a door.
Watch Now:Amazon#42 - A Three Ring Man
Taskmaster - Season 17 - Episode 6
As the bonce-battle intensifies, Steve Pemberton delivers a timely message of peace. Meanwhile, Joanne McNally invents a catchphrase, and John Robins gets creative with beans.
#43 - Hollowing Out A Baguette
Taskmaster - Season 4 - Episode 3
Punishing celeb challenges. Devious Greg Davies tries to spot our five camouflaged comics, before the gang attempt to herd some dogs and chickens.
Watch Now:Amazon#44 - This Is Trevor
Taskmaster - Season 8 - Episode 7
Joe Thomas grapples grumpily with some awkward hand-wear, Sian Gibson seems to find proof that she may be psychic and Iain Stirling shows some tasty shortbread who's boss.
Watch Now:Amazon#45 - My Eyes Are Circles
Taskmaster - Season 7 - Episode 2
Phil Wang makes ogres poignant, Jessica Knappett mimics a funny noise and James Acaster finds circles. Alex Horne records it all for Taskmaster, Greg Davies.
Watch Now:Amazon#46 - Dream Date Territory
Taskmaster - Season 17 - Episode 7
Sophie Willan shouts the name of a body part in Alex Horne's flustered face. John Robins demonstrates the power of his forearms. And can Joanne McNally act out the word 'beer'?
#47 - A Cuddle
Taskmaster - Season 9 - Episode 7
The competitors are lured to a wasteland for a challenge involving eggs and medical equipment. David Baddiel spray-paints his face and Jo Brand reveals her psychic superpowers.
Watch Now:Amazon#48 - Languidly
Taskmaster - Season 16 - Episode 3
Poor Alex Horne gets insulted by panpipe-playing Sue Perkins. Meanwhile, Julian Clary destroys a table and Lucy Beaumont munches on a tree.
Watch Now:Amazon#49 - Apropos of Apoppo
Taskmaster - Season 17 - Episode 4
All five contestants are forced to wrangle wild animals, with unpleasant results for Steve Pemberton and Sophie Willan. Plus: pickled onions, and a controversial cardboard tube.
#50 - Down an Octave
Taskmaster - Season 1 - Episode 4
This week, can Roisin Conaty, Tim Key, Romesh Ranganathan, Frank Skinner and Josh Widdicombe fill an eggcup with tears, remember an Aussie Rules football team or play Taskmaster squash?
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