The BEST episodes written by Bernard Dempsey

...and Two Hundred Smoking Kalashnikovs
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7.10
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#1 - ...and Two Hundred Smoking Kalashnikovs

Lock, Stock... - Season 1 - Episode 2

A friend of the lads and a 'local businessman', Robbie Rossi, asks them to pick up a delivery of some dodgy, whoops sorry, some designer clothes. For doing this he offers them a large sum of money. Everything goes well until the lads discover that they have been conned and steal the van back for themselves. When they open the van they now find it full of Kalashnikovs machine guns bought in by Miami Vice to help him out in a turf war. Once more they could find themselves on the wrong side of Miami's anger.

...and Two Sips
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7.00
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#2 - ...and Two Sips

Lock, Stock... - Season 1 - Episode 5

Miami Vice is having accountant problems; they keep turning up dead! Not only is someone skimming money from his operations but Moira is holding out her 10% of Lapland. The boys unwittingly get involved and end up having to pay Miami £20,000 each. Jamie needs to borrow the money from his uncle and has to 'babysit' a friend of his uncle's called 'Two Sips' who is returning to England for a few days.