The BEST episodes written by John Swartzwelder
#1 - Dudley Moore/Al Green
Saturday Night Live - Season 11 - Episode 8
Sketches include ""Monks and Football,"" ""The Pat Stevens Show,"" ""Master Thespian"", ""The Limits of the Imagination"", ""Name That Tune,"" and ""Die Foriegner Die!"" Al Green performs ""Going Away.""
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#2 - Homer the Great
The Simpsons - Season 6 - Episode 12
Homer joins the secret society of the Stonecutters and is suddenly exalted when the brethren discover his birthmark. The ancient order is shaken to the core by the ineptitude of its new Chosen One.
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#3 - You Only Move Twice
The Simpsons - Season 8 - Episode 2
When Homer accepts a job offer, the Simpsons move to Cypress Creek, where everything seems too good to be true. Finally happy at his job, Homer fails to notice that his new boss is an evil megalomaniac bent on world domination.
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#4 - The Boy Who Knew Too Much
The Simpsons - Season 5 - Episode 20
Playing hooky, Bart sneaks onto the Quimby Compound and is the only witness when Mayor Quimby's ne'er-do-well nephew Freddy allegedly assaults a snooty French butler. But if he comes forward, he will be punished for truancy.
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#5 - Mountain of Madness
The Simpsons - Season 8 - Episode 12
To promote teamwork amongst the power plant's employees, Mr. Burns makes them go on a corporate retreat up in the mountains.
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#6 - Homer vs. the 18th Amendment
The Simpsons - Season 8 - Episode 18
When Prohibition is revived in Springfield, Homer and Bart supply the town with alcohol.
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#7 - Madonna/Simple Minds
Saturday Night Live - Season 11 - Episode 1
Sketches include: ""SNL Drug Tests,"" ""A Message From The Almighty,"" ""National Inquirer Theatre,"" ""Pinklisting,"" ""Cabrini Green,"" and ""Nancy Reagan Meets Charles and Di."" Simple Minds performed ""Alive and Kicking.""
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#8 - Homie the Clown
The Simpsons - Season 6 - Episode 15
Krusty the Clown's reckless spending forces him to open a clown college to keep afloat. New graduate Homer discovers the perks and perils of being Krusty.
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#9 - Rosebud
The Simpsons - Season 5 - Episode 4
Mr. Burns pines away for Bobo, his beloved childhood teddy bear and symbol of lost innocence. When the bear turns up in Maggie's possession, the resulting tug of war affects the whole town.
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#10 - Bart's Comet
The Simpsons - Season 6 - Episode 14
When Bart is forced to assist Principal Skinner in early-morning astronomy observations, he discovers a giant comet heading towards Springfield. Facing impending doom, the entire town shows up at the Flanders family bomb shelter.
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#11 - Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie
The Simpsons - Season 4 - Episode 6
When Bart's misdeeds at school and at home reach new extremes, Homer puts his foot down and imposes the ultimate punishment: Bart is forbidden to go see the new Itchy & Scratchy movie.
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#12 - Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 24
After Homer "wins" a $2000 settlement with the plant for radiation affecting his sperm count, his brother Herb returns to Springfield with an idea that could help him get his fortune back.
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#13 - Whacking Day
The Simpsons - Season 4 - Episode 20
Lisa takes a stand against Springfield's annual snake-bashing festival.
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#14 - The Old Man and the Lisa
The Simpsons - Season 8 - Episode 21
Financially ruined, Mr. Burns turns to Lisa for help in building a recycling business. Lisa believes he's changed, but his new business venture takes a shocking new direction.
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#15 - Homer at the Bat
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 17
Homer and his co-workers qualify for the plant softball team's league final, but Mr. Burns hires nine professional MLB players in order to win a $1 million bet.
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#16 - Homer the Smithers
The Simpsons - Season 7 - Episode 17
Forced to take a vacation, Smithers needs to find a temporary replacement who won't outshine him. Homer seems the perfect choice until a sudden outburst forces Mr. Burns to assert his independence.
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#17 - Bart Gets an Elephant
The Simpsons - Season 5 - Episode 17
Bart wins a wacky radio contest and forgoes the cash to claim the gag prize instead: an elephant.
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#18 - Homer's Enemy
The Simpsons - Season 8 - Episode 23
A hardworking new employee at the power plant is consumed with resentment at Homer's undeserved success.
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#19 - Itchy & Scratchy Land
The Simpsons - Season 6 - Episode 4
The family's trip to Itchy & Scratchy Land takes an unexpected turn when high-tech robots malfunction and become violent.
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#20 - Homer the Vigilante
The Simpsons - Season 5 - Episode 11
When a cat burglar prowls Springfield, Homer forms a citizens' watch group that winds up breaking more laws than they protect. When the cat burglar sets his sights on the world's biggest cubic zirconia, a clue comes from an unexpected source.
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#21 - Radioactive Man
The Simpsons - Season 7 - Episode 2
Bart longs to play "Fallout Boy" in the new Radioactive Man movie, but the Van Houtens thrust Milhouse into the spotlight. Meanwhile, the town of Springfield sees an opportunity for profit.
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#22 - The Day the Violence Died
The Simpsons - Season 7 - Episode 18
Bart meets the original animator who created Itchy, penniless some 70 years after the studio stole his idea. When Bart helps him sue for restitution, he unwittingly bankrupts Itchy & Scratchy.
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#23 - The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
The Simpsons - Season 12 - Episode 6
As Mr. X, Homer starts his own web page where he reveals Springfield's secrets. But when his information runs out, he resorts to making up news. When one of his stories turns out to be true, he is kidnapped and taken to "The Island," a place where those who know too much are taken out of society.
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#24 - Treehouse of Horror VI
The Simpsons - Season 7 - Episode 6
In "Attack of the 50 Foot Eyesores," strange atmospheric conditions bring giant advertising statues to life. In "Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace," Groundskeeper Willie is killed in a freak accident and seeks revenge in the childrens' dreams. In the final segment, Homer steps through a secret portal and becomes three-dimensional.
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#25 - Bart Gets Famous
The Simpsons - Season 5 - Episode 12
Working as Krusty the Clown's assistant, Bart accidentally steals the limelight by blurting an instant catchphrase: "I didn't do it." But when he tries to capitalize on his fifteen minutes of fame, the fans are fickle.
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#26 - Krusty Gets Kancelled
The Simpsons - Season 4 - Episode 22
An advertising blitz for "Gabbo" spells trouble for Krusty: his show gets canceled when the new ventriloquist act gets higher ratings. Bart and Lisa enlist Krusty's Hollywood pals for a comeback special.
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#27 - Treehouse of Horror II
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 7
The family buys a cursed monkey paw in Morocco, and their three wishes turn out badly. In a Twilight Zone parody, Bart is the fearsome “monster” who can read the townspeople’s thoughts. And Mr. Burns steals Homer’s brain for a giant robot he’s building.
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#28 - Maximum Homerdrive
The Simpsons - Season 10 - Episode 17
After beating Homer in a steak-eating competition, a trucker dies; Homer and Bart take over his rig to complete his shipment.
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#29 - King of the Hill
The Simpsons - Season 9 - Episode 23
After Rainier Wolfcastle helps Homer get in shape, Homer accepts a challenge to climb the Murderhorn, the tallest mountain in Springfield.
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#30 - Bart the Murderer
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 4
Bart becomes an errand boy for the Springfield Mafia. When Principal Skinner disappears, Fat Tony points the finger at Bart.
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#31 - Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish
The Simpsons - Season 2 - Episode 4
When a three-eyed fish is found in a nearby stream, the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant faces bad publicity and fails an inspection. Mr. Burns runs for governor, but his spin doctors are no match for Marge.
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#32 - Bart the Fink
The Simpsons - Season 7 - Episode 15
In a scheme to get Krusty's autograph, Bart sends him a check. When Krusty's offshore holding corporation endorses the check, his illegal tax shelter is exposed. In despair after the government auctions off his possessions, Krusty fakes his own death.
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#33 - The Cartridge Family
The Simpsons - Season 9 - Episode 5
Alarmed by a soccer riot, Homer buys a handgun. His reckless behavior drives Marge and the kids out of the house, and even his new gun club buddies desert him.
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#34 - Treehouse of Horror XIV
The Simpsons - Season 15 - Episode 1
In "Reaper Madness," Homer kills the Grim Reaper and takes his place. In "Frinkenstein," Professor Frink reanimates his father for some gruesome body parts-swapping. In "Stop the World, I Want to Goof Off," Bart and Milhouse get a stopwatch that can stop time.
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#35 - Dog of Death
The Simpsons - Season 3 - Episode 19
After the Simpsons regret paying for an expensive surgery for Santa's Little Helper, he runs away from home and is trained by Mr. Burns to become an attack dog.
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#36 - Bart Carny
The Simpsons - Season 9 - Episode 12
When the carnival comes to town, Homer and Bart wind up working the ring toss. A father-son team of grifters shows them the downside of the “carny code,” but the Simpsons beat them at their own game.
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#37 - Bart Gets Hit by a Car
The Simpsons - Season 2 - Episode 10
After Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car, ambulance-chasing attorney Lionel Hutz persuades Homer and Marge to sue for a million dollars.
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#38 - Treehouse of Horror
The Simpsons - Season 2 - Episode 3
The family moves into a haunted mansion, Aliens abduct the Simpsons and invite them to what might be their last supper, and Lisa reads Bart Edgar Allan Poe's classic poem "The Raven."
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#39 - Homer Simpson in: 'Kidney Trouble'
The Simpsons - Season 10 - Episode 8
When Grandpa needs a new kidney, Homer agrees to donate one, but then chickens out.
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#40 - The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace
The Simpsons - Season 10 - Episode 2
A midlife crisis prompts Homer to quit his job and become an inventor.
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#41 - The Mansion Family
The Simpsons - Season 11 - Episode 12
Worried about his health, Mr. Burns visits the Mayo Clinic. He lets Homer housesit his mansion, which leads of course to an offshore knife fight and an attack by Chinese pirates.
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#42 - Homer to the Max
The Simpsons - Season 10 - Episode 13
Homer changes his name to "Max Power" after discovering that he shares his name with a dimwitted TV character.
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#43 - The Crepes of Wrath
The Simpsons - Season 1 - Episode 11
Bart is sent as a foreign exchange student to France, where he is enslaved by corrupt winemakers. Meanwhile, the Simpson family hosts an Albanian student who takes a surprising interest in the workings of the nuclear power plant.
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#44 - The Frying Game
The Simpsons - Season 13 - Episode 21
Homer and Marge find themselves on death row after they are framed for murder.
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#45 - I Am Furious Yellow
The Simpsons - Season 13 - Episode 18
Bart's comic about Homer becomes a hit online, prompting Homer to attempt to control his anger.
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#46 - Monty Can't Buy Me Love
The Simpsons - Season 10 - Episode 21
A new mogul wins the hearts of the townspeople with a shower of cash. Jealous, Mr. Burns asks Homer to help make him a beloved billionaire too, and they hatch a plan to bring the Loch Ness Monster to Springfield.
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#47 - Hungry Hungry Homer
The Simpsons - Season 12 - Episode 15
Homer is forced to go on a hunger strike by the Springfield Isotopes after uncovering a secret plan to have the baseball team moved to New Mexico.
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#48 - A Tale of Two Springfields
The Simpsons - Season 12 - Episode 2
Springfield is split in two when Homer revolts when his area code is changed; the new town walls itself off from the neighbors.
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#49 - The War of the Simpsons
The Simpsons - Season 2 - Episode 20
At a lakeside retreat for married couples, Marge is determined to fix her marriage with Homer, but Homer is more determined to catch General Sherman, the freakishly large catfish that lives in the lake.
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#50 - Itchy & Scratchy & Marge
The Simpsons - Season 2 - Episode 9
Marge wages a one-woman campaign against violence on the Itchy and Scratchy Show. She wins that battle, but draws the line at censoring Michelangelo's "David."
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