The BEST episodes written by Tony Millionaire
#1 - Aspire
The Drinky Crow Show - Season 1 - Episode 9
Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting.
#2 - Peace
The Drinky Crow Show - Season 1 - Episode 10
When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
#3 - Elephant Man
The Drinky Crow Show - Season 1 - Episode 7
After being dumped once again, Drinky Crow calls a suicide hotline and becomes friends with a victim of Proteus syndrome named Elephant Man. Uncle Gabby gets jealous, and befriends him too.
#4 - Bar
The Drinky Crow Show - Season 1 - Episode 8
The Maak's Place bar is shutting down in three days due to lack of customers, so Drinky Crow comes up with a plan to bring American college students to the bar.
#5 - Whale Show
The Drinky Crow Show - Season 1 - Episode 4
Drinky Crow wakes up one morning and remembers his new girlfriend being torn apart by a whale. He turns his story into a hit whale show at a marine theme park which appeals to teenagers that only respond to sex, violence, and meta-humor.
#6 - Beer Goggles
The Drinky Crow Show - Season 1 - Episode 1
After being dumped, Drinky Crow cuts out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles so that he can date a hideous bar skank without being disgusted with himself.
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#7 - God of Monkeys
The Drinky Crow Show - Season 1 - Episode 6
During a another battle against the French, Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia. Feeling guilt for the first time, he orders a "Monkey God" off of the internet, to give him a clear sense of right and wrong.