The WORST episodes of 2 Stupid Dogs
Every episode of 2 Stupid Dogs ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of 2 Stupid Dogs!
Two Stupid Dogs follows the lives of two dogs, the overly excited Little Dog (the dachshund) and easy-paced Big Dog (the sheepdog). These crazy canines don't know how to fit in the world, and they definitely don't have any know-how. They often find themselves in commonplace situations (going to the drive-in, walking through the mall, working on the farm), some not so common situations (stuck on a space shuttle, a contestant on a game show, getting mistaken for the prime minister), and even in some familiar situations (Little Red Riding Hood, Noah's Ark, and Hansel and Gretel). But no matter the situation, their stupidity usually leads them to calamitous results.
#1 - Substitute Teacher
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/17/1993
Kenny's regular school teacher is on sick leave (nervous breakdown), so Mr. Hollywood (or Mr. H.) is substituting. But he's in for a challenge when he meets Kenny and his class.
#2 - Cat!
Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 11/28/1993
Big Dog is sleeping and Little Dog is in trouble. A cat has wandered into the alley and has placed itself between the two dogs. With Little Dog's dependence on Big Dog's ability to scare cats, he must find a way to wake Big Dog from the other side of the cat.
#3 - Red Strikes Back
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 11/7/1993
The dogs are once again tempted to follow Red (this time with the promise of BBQ-flavored canned cheese). They wind up at the witch's house from Hansel and Gretel. There, they are forced to feed Red until she is ready to be eaten.
#4 - Cookies, Ookies, Blookies
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/19/1994
The dogs want 'Fudgie Scout Cookies', but don't know how to go about getting them. After close examination, the Little Dog comes to the conclusion that you need a door. The dogs then find a house that is empty and has a door. They then take on the challenge of both getting the girl to come to their door and then getting the door open.
#5 - Space Dogs
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/3/1993
The dogs investigate a truck full of what they think is ice cream. It's actually the food that's being stored in the next space shuttle. Once on board, the dogs accidentally launch the craft into space.
#6 - Where's the Bone?
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/5/1993
Little Dog is distraught. He's lost his favorite bone (which is actually just sitting on the back of his head). He asks Big Dog to help him find it and the two set out searching far and wide for the 'lost' bone.
#7 - Love in the Park
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/19/1993
While spending the day in the park, Little Dog happens upon a little toy dog that just barks twice, then does a flip. Little Dog interprets this as a sign of affection. Meanwhile, Big Dog is trying to return a frisbee to the girl who threw it to him.
#8 - Cartoon Canines
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/30/1995
The dogs have enlisted in a military-esque boot camp that trains cartoon characters to become hardcore cartoons.
#9 - Inside Out
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/7/1994
The dogs happen upon a huge bone that's being shipped to a museum. When the bone is taken inside, the two dogs decide to wait for it to come back out. But they wait so still, the movers think they're some exhibit and take them into the museum, too. Once inside, the dogs decide to wait no longer and decide to 'go inside' after the bone.
#10 - Bathroom Humor
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/6/1995
The Big Dog awakes in the middle of the night to 'do business'. When he finds a spot, Little Dog stops him. He then makes the point that this is their home, so they need to find a more suitable place. They wind up in a indoor bathroom, where hilarity ensues
#11 - The Rise and Fall of the Big Dog
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/5/1994
The dogs encounter a bum in front of the white house. A fight ensues which results in the foreign ambassadors and Big Dog switching places. While Big Dog is off attending a political party at the White House, Little Dog (who thinks the ambassador is Big Dog) tries to get his buddy to snap out of his 'amnesia'.
#12 - Fun!
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/1994
When the dogs go to a new diner in hope of eating the good food served there, they find out that it opens the next day. Recalling the old saying "Time flys when you're having fun", they try to do fun things to pass the time in wait for the new restaurant.
#13 - Post Office
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/19/1994
The dogs find themselves waiting in line at the post office. But they soon realize that they didn't know what the post office was even for. So the dogs spend the day waiting in line, signing up for the draft, and attacking mail carriers.
#14 - Seeing Eye Dogs
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 10/17/1993
The dogs are sold as seeing eye dogs to Hollywood, who's blind after an eye exam, but Big Dog is more concerned with finding a fire hydrant, while Little Dog keeps claiming he knows a shortcut, which involves going through a construction yard.
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#15 - Return of Red
Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 11/14/1993
The two dogs are hungry and want Happy Granny dog food. But it belongs to Red who's once again off to Grandma's house. Upon arrival, Red gives the wolf the classic interigation, while the wolf fights with granny in his stomache.
#16 - Hobo Hounds
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/13/1995
Big Dog and Little Dog inject their own warped brand of humor into an old-fashioned, black and white, silent cartoon(with funny music, and everything), where they save a young girl from a villanous feline fella, and get into all kinds of wacky hijinks.
#17 - Las Pelotas!
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/1994
The dogs happen upon a Tennis Club, where they see many balls being batted back and forth. Little Dog wants to get in and chew on them. Upon getting in, the Little Dog is overwhelmed by how many there are laying about.
#18 - Cornflakes
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/12/1993
The dogs wander onto a farm run by Hollywood. As Hollywood describes what the purpose of a farm is, the dogs get hungry and decide that they want breakfast: Cornflakes! Hollywood goes on to show them the whole agriculture process, while Big Dog simply plants a corn cob in the soil.
#19 - Day Dream
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/24/1994
The dogs awake to find a delivery of ice cream products before them. Little Dog suspects that this is a dream come true, so they must be asleep. Together, the two set out to wake themselves up.
#20 - Door Jam
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/5/1993
Big Dog loses the can he's chewing on. After following the path it rolled down, they find it's now trapped behind an automatic door. After much thought, Little Dog concludes the door will not open for them because they're not wearing shoes. So they then go out hunting for shoes.
#21 - Jerk
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/5/1994
The dogs are at the Grand Canyon trying to solve a puzzle. Upon completion, Little Dog says the word 'jerk' should've been part of the solution. His voice echoes across the valley, and the two misinterpret the echo as another dog insulting them. The two then embark on a mission across the Grand Canyon to confront the 'other dog'.
#22 - Spooks-a-Poppin'
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 10/24/1993
The Little Dog wants to recover some bones he's buried in the 'Paws and Reflect' pet cemetery. But his head becomes stuck inside a skull, the Big Dog becomes afraid of him and hides.
#23 - Pie in the Sky
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/3/1993
The dogs want to eat at the 'Pie in the Sky' restaurant. But they keep winding up at different stores in the mall that all employ Hollywood, who keeps selling the dogs products and telling them to just 'charge it'.
#24 - Stunt Dogs
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 11/14/1993
The dogs try to get into a dog food commercial for the free food, but they accidentally wander into the wrong studio where they're filming a jungle picture. It stars Hollywood, and he mistakes the dogs for the stunt doubles for jungle king's faithful sidekicks: Bo-Bo and Boo-Boo.
#25 - Vegas Buffet
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/19/1993
The dogs are headed to the Lucky Nugget to partake of the 'Super Cheap Economy Style One Pound Hot Dog Buffet'. But they're early, so they wait. The Big Dog finds a quarter and uses it in a slot machine. By stroke of luck, they win the jackpot, attracting the attention of casino owner Hollywood. Wanting to win his money back, Hollywood takes the dogs around to the other games. But the dogs just want the buffet, so they keep betting everything, only to win more.