The BEST episodes of Evil Con Carne

#1 - Gutless

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/11/2003

Evil's ""stomach"" gets ill one morning, forcing Boscov and Hector to stay in bed. However, when a world domination opportunity comes up, Stomach is removed and they head out to Great Britain in a large blimp. Their plot to hit Buckingham palace is thwarted, however, when he realizes he wants stomach there. They return to find Stomach in pretty bad condition. With a little bit of back patting from Boscov, though, the excess gas is released from Stomach and he returns to normal. Until Dr. Ghastly lights a match...

#2 - Day of the Dreadbots

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/11/2003

Hector gets fed up with his army and dismisses them. He then asks Dr. Ghastly to build him a robot army. Skarr reprograms them to be loyal to him and creates a robot version of himself as the second in command. They manage to capture the others and through them in the dungeon before the Skarr-bot decides to mutiny and replace Skarr.

#3 - Bring Me the Face of Hector Con Carne

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 9/5/2003

Dr. Ghastly discovers that Hector's face may still be intact and sends out a search party to get it. This episode also reveals how Dr. Ghastly and Hector met, as well as how Hector was defeated by Cod Commando in the first place.

#4 - Hector, King of the Britons

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/22/2004

Hector wants to rule Britain so he goes to Great Britain to find Excalibur, but the Lady of the Lake won't give it to him even after he does many things to prove himself worthy. When he finally steals Excalibur he finds out that the King has no power in Britain. In the Amusing ending, the "Lady of the Lake" steals the sword back by banging him over the head two times after Hector asked for "two lumps" {of sugar} in his tea.

#5 - Devolver (1)

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired 9/5/2003

General Skarr accidentally walks through Major Doctor Ghastly's devolving ray and begins to revert to his primitive forms, including a giant ape and starts to terrorize the Con Carne base!

#6 - Devolver (2)

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 9/5/2003

#7 - Evil Con Carne

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 11/1/2003

Hector Con Carne orders his staff mad scientist, Major Doctor Ghastly, to build him a new body after Boskov the Bear screws up Con Carne's latest plan for world domination by heading for food instead of battle.

#8 - Emotional Skarr

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 11/1/2003

Major Doctor Ghastly makes her latest world-domination device, but General Skarr, Con Carne's Chief of Staff, uses the giant robot dog (modeled after Con Carne's tiny little chihuahua, Enrique Jr.) to attempt to kill Boskov and Con Carne instead of trying to take over the world with it.

#9 - Evil Goes Wild

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 11/1/2003

Boskov is captured by park rangers and put in the zoo, where (true to form) Con Carne mobilizes the other captive bears to take over the world.

#10 - Evil on Trial

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 11/8/2003

General Skarr turns Con Carne in to the FBI when he finds out that Con Carne is "the World's 23rd Most Wanted" criminal with a large cash bounty on his head. When it turns out no lawyer on earth will defend Con Carne, he finds himself in court defended by Major Doctor Ghastly -- and prosecuted by the Cod Commando.

#11 - The Smell of Vengeance (1)

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 11/8/2003

Major Doctor Ghastly's latest version of a world-domination device is The Almighty Stink Ray, with which Con Carne threatens to stink up the entire world unless he is given a huge ransom and small piece of land in Montana. Cod Commando, the only soldier without a nose, is sent to destroy the Almighty Stink Ray.

#12 - The Smell of Vengeance (2)

Season 1 - Episode 23 - Aired 11/8/2003

#13 - Everyone Loves Uncle Bob

Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 11/22/2003

Con Carne takes over a Mr. Rogers-type kiddie show in an attempt to rule the world by first winning over the children.

#14 - Tiptoe Through The Tulips (1)

Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 11/22/2003

Boskov goes into hibernation on the very day Con Carne has set for the invasion of the world. Con Carne gets away from the hibernating Boskov by breaking the container that houses him on the bear's head, then finds himself stuck in a pickle jar for the next six months, waiting for Boskov to come out of his winter sleep.

#15 - Tiptoe Through The Tulips (2)

Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 11/22/2003

#16 - Gridlocked and Loaded

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/15/2004

Hector has a plan to steal gold from a ship, but they get stuck in traffic and are frustrated because they might be too late. In the car they argue and get restless. They discover a button which transforms their car into a robot. when they finally got there they discover Tony the annoying Grunt, whom Hector fired earlier, robbed the boat before them.

#17 - Fool's Paradise

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/15/2004

Hector, Ghastly and Skarr all go on vacation, but the only one who is relaxed on this vacation is Hector. Ghastly is annoyed by Estroy's romantic advances, and Skarr is just having a bad vacation.

#18 - Jealousy, Jealous Do

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/22/2004

Hector gets a new secretary who is actually a Swedish spy trying to steal Hector's secret plans. She flirts with Boskov completely oblivious to the fact that Hector can tell her the secrets, not Boskov. Meanwhile, Major Doctor Ghastly is jealous of Hector and the secretary's relationship. At the end Cod Commando steals the secret plans posing as a guard.

#19 - The Mother of All Evils

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/8/2004

Major Doctor Ghastly buys a huge trojan bear resembling Boskov using Hector's 32 billion dollars. Hector's blind mother stops by to visit Hector, except she doesn't know Hector is only a brain and a stomach inside a bear. She then accidentally goes inside the Trojan bear, thinking it's the bathroom, and drives off in it towards the White House. Hector goes after her and meets with the "President". The "President" then tells Hector's mother who Hector really is, which Hector was afraid of her knowing. But Hector's mother isn't surprised and accepts Hector for who he is.

#20 - League of Destruction

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/11/2003

Hector decides that all the Evil geniuses in the world are keeping each other from taking over the world so he decides to unite them all. Captain Cod Commando puts together a team to stop the league; meanwhile a battle ensues within the league over who will be leader. Cod Commando arrives only to find them sprawled out every where having beaten each other up already.

#21 - Son of Evil

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/18/2003

The son of Hector and Major Doctor Ghastly which is Destructicus Con Carne is from the future and comes back to say hi but incidentally tells his parents what happens in the future and that he's a protecter of truth and justice.

#22 - The Right to Bear Arms

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/18/2003

Major Doctor Ghastly invents a new machine called the Cerebro-Ransmuter 2000, It can put Hector's brain into anyone's body, and Skarr becomes that body. But Boskov's arms end up onto Skarr's body, and Skarr's arms are put onto Boskov's. They both then discover that he is able to make his own arms move. Even on someone else's body.

#23 - The Trouble With Skarrina

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/18/2003

Con Carne's enemy Estroy builds a robot woman for Skarr who can't even see her metal skin or the bomb ticking. He than takes it back to the island and listens to no one trying to warn him.

#24 - Go Spork!

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/1/2003

The episode starts out with Hector turning the people of the world into his minions with a telemarketing scam. No sooner has this begun that the super team SPORK is contacted and rush to Hectors Lair where battle ensues. Foolishly, Cod Commando answers a phone in the lair and falls into Hectors trap. SPORK retreats and private simmons (a monkey) devises a sonic blocker to put a stop to Hectors evil plan. Returning to the lair, incognito, SPORK attacks! The sonic blocker is installed and every one is freed from the hypnotic spell. With that, SPORK kicks Evil's butt and the day is saved!

#25 - Boskov's Day Out

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/1/2003

Hector is in a tank while Boskov begs to go out. Dr. Ghastly leashes Boskov and takes him for a walk. Skar decides to take advantage of this and places a call to Russia... At the airport Boskov's old Russian trainer, Vlad, arrives - greeted by Skarr!... Vlad begins following them to reclaim Boscov. Skar tags along to be abused throughout the episode. The first attempt is to capture Boscov in a net. This fails misreably resulting in Skarr being used as a piniata. The second attempt to get Boscov fails as well (though it is amusing to see Skarr in a female bear costume). This results in Skarr being stuck in a tree - literally. Vlad aims a traquilizer, but Skarr ends up taking it in the you know where. Dr. Ghastly gathers Boskov back and the head home. Vlad vows to reattain his bear no matter what. Meanwhile, Boskov and Hector are rejoined. Skarr ends up as Vlad's new bear.