The WORST episodes of Geordie Shore

Every episode of Geordie Shore ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Geordie Shore!

Geordie Shore is a reality television series, broadcast by MTV (UK and Ireland). Set in and around Newcastle upon Tyne, it is the British adaptation of American show Jersey Shore. Let's get mortal!

Last Updated: 5/13/2024Network: MTV (UK)Status: Ended
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Back to the Toon
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5.80
5 votes

#1 - Back to the Toon

Season 24 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/27/2024

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6.00
1 votes

#2 - End of the Road

Season 22 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/7/2021

As the hot single summer comes to an end, will the Geordies say goodbye to the Singles? Or are their relationships just getting started?

Carnage and Closure!
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6.17
6 votes

#3 - Carnage and Closure!

Season 24 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/20/2024

The Big Day
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6.17
6 votes

#4 - The Big Day

Season 24 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/9/2024

Will She Stay Or Will She Go?
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6.20
5 votes

#5 - Will She Stay Or Will She Go?

Season 24 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/30/2024

A Case of the Ex
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6.25
4 votes

#6 - A Case of the Ex

Season 24 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/13/2024

All Change In The House
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6.32
22 votes

#7 - All Change In The House

Season 19 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/9/2019

The Geordies are back! Anna and Scotty-T are shaking things up and throwing 4 Newbies in the mix. But the Oldies are always on hand to show them how to party hard!

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6.33
3 votes

#8 - Kiss Louis Goodbye

Season 22 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/2/2021

Mams at War!
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6.40
5 votes

#9 - Mams at War!

Season 24 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/23/2024

Episode 3
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6.49
135 votes

#10 - Episode 3

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/1/2013

Buzzin'! It's Holly's 21st birthday, and the Geordies celebrate as only they know how - with a mint house party, getting mortal, and tashing on. Can Holly overcome her cock fright and get a birthday buck? Will James risk Holly's fury by bringing his girlfriend Kate to the party? How many girls can Gary bed at once? And why is Charlotte weeing in the boys' bin? Marnie necks on with a handsome partygoer, only to find out that it was one of Scott's best mates, and when Scott finds out, he goes on the rampage. Will things between Scott and Marnie ever recover? Meanwhile there's a tiny tragedy in the house, leading to an unexpected funeral on the beach.

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The Geordie's Are Back!
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6.63
8 votes

#11 - The Geordie's Are Back!

Season 24 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/9/2024

Mam's to the Rescue
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6.67
6 votes

#12 - Mam's to the Rescue

Season 24 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/6/2024

Ground Rules
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6.71
7 votes

#13 - Ground Rules

Season 24 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/16/2024

New Beginnings
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6.80
5 votes

#14 - New Beginnings

Season 24 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/5/2024

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6.80
10 votes

#15 - The Reunion Finale

Season 23 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/2022

It's time for one final house party at the Geordie Shore House to bring the Reunion to a close. As the group prepare to say goodbye, will it all be on good terms or is there still issues from the past that need to be faced?

Episode 2
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6.84
166 votes

#16 - Episode 2

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/24/2013

The Geordies are back partying, pulling and tashing on in Newcastle, but they're still reeling from the explosive fallout following new girl Marnie's arrival. She's Sophie's little cousin, she doesn't care what anyone thinks, and she can't keep her hands off Scott. A big night out getting mortal brings the dream team of Gary and Scott back together, necking on and bucking as only they can, but it ends with Scott completely losing his cool and trying to smash the house up. Meanwhile Charlotte is devastated, cracking under the pressure of having a boyfriend in London while trying to party in the Toon with her Geordie mates. Vicky tries to help Holly get over her cock fright with a girls night out to see some male strippers, but there's more drama as Sophie tries to stop cousin Marnie upsetting the other girls.

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Episode 1
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6.90
102 votes

#17 - Episode 1

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/22/2014

The Geordies are back and during their first night on the Toon getting mortal, Gaz arrives with a surprise: his name is Aaron, he's Gaz's mate, and he's the new lad in the Geordie Shore house. The house have a wild party to celebrate Gary's birthday with a good helping of tequila, mayhem and a couple of threesomes. Holly is missing Charlotte. She decides to get some animals in the house so that Charlotte will come back. So she gets some tortoises.

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Episode 1
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6.91
70 votes

#18 - Episode 1

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/6/2012

After a fun filled summer in Cancun the Geordie Shore gang are back in their playground and they are back with a bang. With two new spaces in the house it can only mean one thing, fresh meet for the family . They are all back for more obscene nights out as they are ready to take Newcastle by storm.

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Episode 6
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6.96
67 votes

#19 - Episode 6

Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/12/2015

Hamburg is about to feel the full force of Tash on Tours, but are they ready for Marnie kicking off at Aaron?

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Episode 2
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6.96
91 votes

#20 - Episode 2

Season 11 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/27/2015

Big boss Anna sends the guys to their new home in Crete. Chloe wants to know where she stands with Scott. Charlotte and Marnie have some explaining to do after their first night in Malia.

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Shake Ups & Break Ups!
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6.97
29 votes

#21 - Shake Ups & Break Ups!

Season 20 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/29/2019

Chloe and Sam have split and the squad are worried how it's going to impact the family. James and Abbie return but their first night out ends in disaster when Beau tells Bethan it's over!

Girls Trip
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6.98
41 votes

#22 - Girls Trip

Season 18 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2018

Sophie decides the girls need a holiday to Blackpool whilst relationships between the boys hits an all time low. Faith makes up with Chloe, although she might not remember in the morning!

Episode 7
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6.99
104 votes

#23 - Episode 7

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/7/2012

The boy, girl divide returns once more: Charlotte and Gaz aren't speaking, Becca and Jay are continually arguing and Holly and James' nurse patient relationship is back to a strictly professional level. But will Gaz's plans to cleanse the bad energy in the house really sort matters out? Meanwhile, Ricci and Gaz go shopping for an engagement ring for Vicky as the house finds out his plans.

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Episode 4
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7.00
107 votes

#24 - Episode 4

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/8/2013

The Geordie Shore house is rocked to the core as Charlotte and Holly have an explosive falling out with new girl Marnie in a nightclub argument that gets way out of hand. There's more drama as Scott and Gary's friendship is pushed to the absolute limit when Scott discovers that Gary has taken flirting with Marnie to the next level. Jay makes a morale-boosting return, but can even the daddy of the group bring the house back together?

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Episode 1
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7.00
202 votes

#25 - Episode 1

Season 13 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/25/2016

The Geordies are back! After jetting off to Magaluf, Marnie and Holly are having issues while Marty opens up to Chloe. Things are going well until Chloe gets jealous and it all kicks off.

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