The WORST episodes of Property Wars

Every episode of Property Wars ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Property Wars!

Who will wind up with a bargain and who gets sucked into a money pit? It's a different kind of battlefield where armor is a cell phone and fighting strategy sometimes is just a hunch. The answer to just who will be the ultimate victor lies behind the front door because only after the house has been bought does the buyer get to see inside... and sometimes it ain't pretty.

Last Updated: 3/11/2024Network: DiscoveryStatus: Ended
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Change Is Coming
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#1 - Change Is Coming

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/4/2013

Today's auction list features three very unique properties. The first raises the interest of rental rivals Scott and Ed. Next, John hopes to snag a move-in ready house. Finally, Doug faces off with a flirtatious newcomer.

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Scott's Leaky Faucet
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4.33
3 votes

#2 - Scott's Leaky Faucet

Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 7/18/2013

New properties are up for auction in Phoenix, and Doug starts out the day bidding aggressively on a beautiful home. Next up is a huge multi-unit rental property, a rare opportunity. Scott is set on making them his 100th rental property.

Hazmat House
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6.67
3 votes

#3 - Hazmat House

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 6/20/2013

With a new auction list in hand the buyers scramble to get to today’s properties. Scott and Christina go head to head. She is set on getting her next property, while he is just as determined to keep her out of the business.

Buyer Beware
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6.67
3 votes

#4 - Buyer Beware

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 5/30/2013

Change is in the air in Phoenix, with Steve trying his hand at buying properties and Ed taking his turn at the auction. The fellow buyers decide to put the newcomer through the wringer. Will Steve beginner’s luck come through?

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Puzzling Addition
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6.75
4 votes

#5 - Puzzling Addition

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 5/23/2013

The buyers start off the day at a house Scott hopes is perfect for a snowbird client. Later, they check out a small house that Ed is drawn to for nostalgic reasons, while Doug sees at as an easy moneymaker.

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Behind the Door
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6.95
19 votes

#6 - Behind the Door

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/12/2012

Veteran home buyer Doug drives the bids up to defend his territory, but will his gambles pay off? Newcomers Ed and Steve try to stake their claim with their first Phoenix property. John gambles on a home that may require serious repairs.

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New Girl in Town
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7.00
2 votes

#7 - New Girl in Town

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/13/2013

There is a big surprise at the auction in Phoenix today, as a new team from LA is in town to stake their claim. The new girl, Christina squares off with Scott, who is determined to show her that it takes more than pretty looks to succeed in the Phoenix.

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Toilet Tragedy
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7.00
3 votes

#8 - Toilet Tragedy

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 5/30/2013

The Phoenix buyers are willing to get the today’s newest properties by any means necessary. Scott eyes a house in a desirable area, and uses his puppy to get a leg up on the competition. Next, Ed’s anger over Scott leads him to bet big on a small home.

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The Roof Is on Fire
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7.00
2 votes

#9 - The Roof Is on Fire

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/6/2013

Today’s auction list is a huge one! At the first home Doug is impressed by the home’s potential and hopes that the house is as nice on the inside. Later, Scott thinks he may have found a big winner of the day while Ed is not so sure.

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Sleuthing
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7.00
34 votes

#10 - Sleuthing

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/17/2013

A lovely East Valley property entices Doug and Ed into a fierce bidding match. John gambles on his hunch that a vehicle is possibly hidden behind a home. Scott's investigation skills reveal a few carpet fibers in the driveway, but will they truly pay off?

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Hidden Treasure
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7.00
5 votes

#11 - Hidden Treasure

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/24/2013

It's a mixed bag at the housing auction. Ed sees clues that make him think there are treasures inside a home in a rough neighborhood. Doug sees a modest home with easy profit potential—but may find otherwise. John and Scott duel over a horse property.

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Unfinished Business
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7.05
41 votes

#12 - Unfinished Business

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/10/2013

The Phoenix housing market is hotter than ever. After last season's mixed bag of dream houses and houses of horror, four buyers have something to prove. Scott digs through trash to gain his clues. Doug thinks he's found a gear-head's home.

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Million Dollar Baby
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7.13
40 votes

#13 - Million Dollar Baby

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/19/2012

John steps up in the highest bidding war he's ever fought in attempt to win a rare, million-dollar home. The Phoenix natives help LA buyers Ed and Steve learn a lesson about scorpions the hard way. Doug bids high on a house he wants to call home himself.

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Bed Bugs
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7.14
7 votes

#14 - Bed Bugs

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/7/2013

Doug wonders if the very low opening bid on a nice neighborhood home is a red flag, but Ed thinks it could be a jackpot. Scott's not bothered by a modest home being near an Air Force base and a landfill, but he's concerned if it might have bed bugs.

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Serenity
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7.25
4 votes

#15 - Serenity

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/28/2013

Scott returns from his wedding. The guys spot an unassuming gas vent and an electrified shed that could mean the houses hide hefty profits. A rural home next to a dairy farm has windows boarded from the inside and gets weirder and weirder in every room.

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Timber!
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7.27
37 votes

#16 - Timber!

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/26/2012

Scott and Doug's rivalry comes to a head, leading Doug to overpay for a house with many nasty surprises. But will Scott's swagger and sleuthing net him a win? Ed and Steve make a bold bid that will either plant their flag in Phoenix or break their bank.

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Old Money
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7.29
7 votes

#17 - Old Money

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/31/2013

Some consider the original features of an old mansion to be an eyesore, but John believes there may be hidden value. Doug suspects there is more than meets the eye to a horse property in the desert. Scott and Ed square off over a rental property in Mesa.

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Lou Makes a Deal
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7.33
3 votes

#18 - Lou Makes a Deal

Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 7/25/2013

The buyers scramble to get to the first house today, but Scott won’t have time to inspect it. Lou fills in, but will he be able to tell if it’s a winner? Next, Doug and Scott duke it out until a little unexpected interference proves to be a game changer.

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Sick Day
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7.33
3 votes

#19 - Sick Day

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/14/2013

A cold snap scares off all but the most hearty buyers. A surprise turn from the auctioneers results in a huge win. Uncharacteristically Doug goes strong on a fixer-upper, John's usual territory. John takes advantage of Scott's being sick...and whiney.

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Triple Threat
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7.40
5 votes

#20 - Triple Threat

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/21/2013

A communication error between Lou and Scott on an expensive property is a game changer. Ed sets his sights on a triplex rental, hoping for triple the reward. Doug and John go after a house located on a golf course, but will it be a hole-in-one?

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Taking the Heat
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7.44
41 votes

#21 - Taking the Heat

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/26/2012

Will Ed's inexperience with the Phoenix market's natural quirks cause him to make a bad business decision? John bids strong on a colorful historic house. Stuck in traffic, Scott bids on a house blindly. The rest of his rivals consider it payback time.

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Christina's World
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7.50
4 votes

#22 - Christina's World

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 6/27/2013

The Phoenix buyers are looking at the newest properties up for auction. First, newbie Christina hopes to distract Scott and Ed with some homemade cookies. Later, Scott believes he might have found the perfect vacation home for Lou’s cousin.

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Wipe Out
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7.50
6 votes

#23 - Wipe Out

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 5/23/2013

Phoenix buyer Scott hits the ground running on the hunt for today’s best houses. The first property draws his attention, but rival Doug won’t let up without a fight. A later house leaves one of men racing to the ER.

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Uninvited Pests
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7.50
4 votes

#24 - Uninvited Pests

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/28/2013

Despite the stormy weather, the buyers are excited to go after today's properties. They start at home where Scott does his best to rattle Ed. Meanwhile, John pursues a possible fixer-upper, relying on his veteran buyer's instincts.

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Scott's Mini Me
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7.60
5 votes

#25 - Scott's Mini Me

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2013

Scott brings his son to work, but will his attempt to show off for his son result in a bad deal? A "snowbird"-friendly house in a 55+ neighborhood may already be occupied by unpleasant house guests. The guys race to a late day, upscale auction addition.

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