The WORST episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker
Every episode of The Millionaire Matchmaker ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Millionaire Matchmaker!
Millionaire Matchmaker is a television series produced by Bravo and presented by Patti Stanger. Stanger founded the Beverly Hills-based "Millionaire's Club" in 2000 to cater to wealthy men looking for partners. The premise of the series is to match single wealthy people, all claiming to be millionaires, with potential spouses.
#1 - Reunion Part 2
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 12/6/2011
Andy Cohen hosts the conclusion of a two-part reunion installment featuring matchmaker Patti Stanger chatting about Season 5 dramas and revisiting some of her most memorable big-bucks yet romantically challenged clients.
#2 - The Player and the Piano Player
Season 5 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/15/2011
Patti tries to create great date-and-mate fate for a fiftysomething musician and hopeless romantic who never married and hopes to have children. Patti also calls a romantic play for retired football player Marcellus Wiley.
#3 - Helping the Self-Helpers
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/25/2011
Patti springs into action to bring romance into the lives of two self-help specialists—one is a celebrity hypnotherapist and the other is a motivational speaker.
#4 - House of Cards
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/9/2010
It's in the cards that Patti will try to create a love connection for a professional female poker player. Patti shuffles this task with efforts to help a romantically challenged 40-year-old man.
#5 - Dave / Harold
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2008
In the first episode Patti introduces how she sets up Millionaires with women as she tries to find women for party boy Dave and older Harold.
#6 - Heinz / Paul
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2008
Patti works on finding love for real estate developer Paul and for the owner of a talent agency. One of them will find his soul mate and give this episode a fairy tale ending.
#8 - Lonnie/Patrick
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/5/2008
This episode introduces two new millionaires: Lonnie and Patrick. At the office Patti pressures her team to bring in more millionaires.
#10 - Omar & Nick
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/19/2010
Patti Stanger is on top of her game! Her business is flourishing, she has a successful book under her belt and after years of helping others find love, Stanger herself is finally about to seal the deal and marry her longtime love, Andy. Will her upcoming nuptials affect her thriving business? And when her latest client, Omar, can't get past his paranoia that women are only after his money, will Patti be able to whip him into shape to find true love?
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#14 - Smike and Rupert
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/9/2010
Patti definitely has her hands full this week: Hollywood Director Rupert Wainwright is 48-years-old, and knows it all. This Rhodes Scholar from Oxford, England wants Patti to help him find a great gal to share his life with, but Patti soon discovers that this will not be a simple task. Rupert is an ageist, telling Patti that his ideal woman would never be older than 29. The good news for Patti is that her other client is a dream come true. Smike Wallen is 41, handsome, rugged, smart, sensitive and gay! Patti immediately sees his one downfall, though – Smike travels so much he has not been able to set down roots, preventing any real long-term relationship from developing. She also needs to rid Smike of his tendencies to date younger men, much like Rupert.
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Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/12/2013
Kim Kardashian’s BFF Jonathan Cheban is a 39 year-old entrepreneur living in New York and Miami, who says he's ready to let Patti set him up. Patti’s second millionaire this week is Eric Berman. He’s a 41 year-old entrepreneur who’s always looking for the bigger better deal
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#17 - Alpha Females
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/5/2013
Angela Lutin is a hard-headed 37-year-old divorced mother. When Patti learns her best friend is Angela’s ex-husband, Greg, Patti flies him out to help Patti pick out the right guy for her. Can Patti find a guy strong enough to handle Angela’s domineering personality? Shonda, Patti’s second client, is a strong, 41-year-old African American woman who was cheated on by her last serious boyfriend. Shonda is also attracted to strong personalities and her celebrity crush is Donald Trump! Patti takes this wounded bird under her wing and shows her that she doesn't have to look for the strong business type to find an attractive man with heart.
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#19 - Cinderella and Moondoogie Walk Into a Bar
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/23/2010
Patti hits rough waters when she plays matchmaker for a big-bucks beach bum with a juvenile attitude. In addition, Patti works for a woman who graces romance-novel covers.
