The WORST episodes of Two Guys and a Girl
Every episode of Two Guys and a Girl ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Two Guys and a Girl!
The "two guys" are Berg and Pete who share an apartment and support themselves by delivering pizza from Beacon Street Pizza run by Bill. In the first years of medical school, Berg had a cavalier approach to life and women but now finds himself with Ashley, a fellow med student. Berg is generally happy about this relationship, but it has its ups and downs - that's what makes it so much fun. Pete has abandoned his plans to become an architect and is searching for a career Sharon is "the girl" - the upstairs neighbor who hates being a chemical saleswoman although she can't complain about the benefits, including a hefty salary and a shining "Beemer." Sharon's boyfriend Johnny adores her, but she's not sure what she wants... maybe it's because she's already met the ideal man but doesn't know it. For now, she enjoys being part of a special threesome enjoying life no matter how unbelievable it can really be.
#1 - Rescue Me
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/15/2000
Sharon is caught on tape saving a man's life, so Berg and Pete try to save someone's life.
#2 - The Satanic Curses
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/27/2000
When Pete, Berg and Sharon won't let Irene watch scary movies with them she puts a curse on them. The next day Pete has Ashley's head grow out of his shoulder, Berg becomes ugly and Sharon wakes up with up with a penis.
#3 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Tattoo
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/7/1998
Pete has a new girlfriend, problem is Berg had a one night stand with her three years ago. He doesn't plan on telling Pete until Pete tells him that their going to spend the night at a Bed & Breakfast. It seems that she got Berg's name tattooed on her ass. Berg sends Sharon into the locker room at her gym to see if the tattoo is still there. It is and now all the women at the gym think she's a lesbian. Berg ends up telling Pete and Pete doesn't care cause he likes her too much.
#4 - Halloween 2: Mind Over Body
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/27/1999
A mad scientist switches Pete's brain with Ashley's brain and Berg's brain with Sharon's brain and the only who can help them is Johnny.
#5 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Proposal
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/13/1999
When Sharon uses an embarrassing underwear ad that Berg had posed for four years prior, for a contest he goes to great lengths to get one of her. Pete realizing he has no parental rights with Michael because he's just the guy dating the mother asks Kaitlyn to marry him. She refuses on the basis that they've only known each other a month and tells him that they should take a break from each other for a while.
#6 - Drip
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2000
There's water coming into Berg and Pete's apartment because of a broken valve in Ashley's bathroom so Berg goes to sleep at Sharon and Johnny's and Johnny realizes he's not ready to be a father. Pete asks Irene if he can stay at her place but she takes that as meaning that he's obsessed with her.
#7 - Two Guys, a Girl and an Engagement (1)
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/26/1999
When Johnny tells Pete and Berg that he wants to marry Sharon Pete feels his time to tell Sharon how he really feels about her is running out. Johnny proposes but Sharon just runs out.
#8 - Make Mine Tea
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/7/2001
Berg sets up a secret romantic rendezvous.
#9 - The Aftermath
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/2001
Pete's affair with Berg's mum affects the two guys friendship.
#10 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Bachelorette
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/29/2000
The guys at the firehouse make Pete believe that Marty has a thing for him. Pete, Berg and Sharon decide to hang out at O'Malley's, their old college hangout, just like old times since Johnny is having his bachelor party but Johnny shows up anyway and Berg gets mad at him for ruining their evening and punches Johnny right in the face.
#11 - A Germ Runs Through It
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/3/2000
Germ acts as a marriage counselor for Johnny and Sharon. Sharon wants Johnny to hurry up and finish the house so she hires a carpenter to help him but he wants to do it himself. Marti breaks up with Pete and leaves him for Nomar.
#12 - A Rookie Script
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/9/2000
Pete gets angry with Johnny for selling him a broken toaster. Berg gets jealous when Ashley starts dating baseball superstar Nomar Garciaparra so he enters a bachelor auction to compete with him.
#13 - Two Guys, a Girl and an Internship
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/4/1998
Pete gets an internship thanks to Ashley but gets fired when he's caught having sex with the boss' daughter, Ashley's sister.
#14 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Homecoming
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/1998
It's homecoming and Pete and Berg plan to get luxury box seats to the homecoming game to upstage some old college friends. The get them just before the game starts but they're counterfeit so they busted. They escape the security room and get busted again. This time they go to jail. Also Sharon tells her ""friends"" that her boyfriend is a music executive and he thinks she's embarrassed of him cause he's only a jukebox repairman. But then she thinks he's embarrassed of her when she finds out he told his friends she's a stripper.
#15 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Landlord
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 7/22/1998
Pete and Berg fight back against their landlord when he goes over the edge with the rules for living in the building.
#16 - Talking Turkey
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/17/1999
Ashley invites a hobo over for Thanksgiving dinner and he gets the whole gang fighting with made up stories. Ashley moves in with Sharon and Johnny.
#17 - Liver and Learn
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/1/1999
Ashley moves in with Johnny and Sharon and Johnny keeps walking in on her in various stages of undress. Pete learns that his grandfather only has six months to live.
#18 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Psycho Halloween
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/28/1998
It seems as though Berg has lost his mind when he goes on a murderous rampage. The victims (1) Tim, (2) Johnny, (3) Mrs. Himmelfarb, (4) Ashley, (5) Cop, (6) the real Berg (by Pete), (7) Sharon and (8) Pete. However, Berg is innocent it's actually an impersonator that turns out to be Mimi from The Drew Carey Show.
#19 - Out With the Old
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/15/1999
Ashley has a New Year's Eve party, and Berg manages to get Robert Goulet to sing at her party after treating him for an ear infection. When Goulet learns that he cannot fly to the destination where he is doing a gig, Berg siezes the opportunity. But he has to work that night, so he swaps with another doctor who Ashley has a crush on, and she thinks he did it intentionally. Johnny tries to get out of a romantic evening with Sharon to hear Robert sing, he says that his dead grandfather used to sit him on his lap when he was a kid and play some of Goulet's songs. Pete invites Irene to the party and she surprises him by acting normal. He even starts to fancy her, but Goulet moves in on his gal before he can get anywhere with her. To be a nice guy, Berg goes back to the hospital and swaps back his shift with the English doctor that Ashley likes. Ashley goes to the hospital to thank him and they end up having sex on a hospital bed.
#20 - Two Guys, a Girl and a Celtic Game
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/1/1998
After Berg gets to sit on the bench at a Boston Celtics game, he steals one of the team's championship banners to smooth things over with a jealous Pete.
#22 - Another Moving Script
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/12/2000
Sharon gets jealous when Johnny helps his friend Shawn with her Lamaze class, Pete is mad at Berg when he goes out with Marti because Pete wanted to go out with her and Germ suspects Ashley of stealing hospital supplies.
#23 - Two Guys, a Girl and an Elective
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/21/1998
Pete has to choose an elective course. He chose metallurgy but when Berg brought his course choice card in he changed it for a course in sports broadcasting. At first Pete's mad at Berg but soon learns to enjoy it. Also Sharon tries to prove that her boyfriend isn't dumb.
#24 - A Moving Script
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/8/1999
Sharon and Johnny move to the basement because it's cheaper but when Sharon discovers that Johnny has over 23 thousand dollars in the bank she wants to stay. Johnny refuses to go back up because he says that that's his life savings and that he wants to buy a house. Ashley gets a new roommate but Berg scares him away to get even at her for scaring away a nurse he was trying to get a phone number from. Pete is afraid to pick up a package that came in the mail for him because Irene is holding it for him.
#25 - Two Guys, a Girl and Valentine's Day
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/10/1999
Pete gets a new extremely peppy best friend, Sharon sets Berg up with Sean so she'll stop seeing Johnny but Sean is secretly in love with Johnny which leads Sharon and Johnny to break up. Sharon and Pete share a passionate kiss at the end of the episode.