The BEST episodes of Ramy
Every episode of Ramy ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Ramy!
In New Jersey, Ramy, son of Egyptian immigrants, begins a spiritual journey, divided between his Muslim community, God, and his friends who see endless possibilities.
#1 - Frank
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/29/2020
Masr Om El Donya… and it always will be. But America is what I need right now. You’ll see, baba. Inshallah.
#2 - They
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/29/2020
Pray two rakat for Ruther Bader Ginsburg.
#3 - Cairo Cowboy
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/19/2019
Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.
#4 - You are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/29/2020
Can we just pray together?
#5 - Dude, Where’s My Country?
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/19/2019
ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.
#6 - Ne Me Quitte Pas
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/19/2019
Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
#7 - Do the Ramadan
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/19/2019
Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.
#9 - Saving Mikaela
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/19/2019
You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.
#10 - Can You Hear Me Now?
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/29/2020
Hey i'm starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
#11 - Uncle Naseem
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/29/2020
Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.
#12 - Strawberries
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/19/2019
Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?
#14 - Refugees
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/19/2019
So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?
#15 - Miakhalifa.mov
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/29/2020
You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?
#16 - Bay’ah
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/29/2020
Bro...You want real love? Commit to the right person. Take the bay'ah.
#18 - Between the Toes
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/19/2019
You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
#19 - 3riana Grande
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/29/2020
the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
#21 - A Black Spot on the Heart
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/19/2019
So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.
#22 - Princess Diana
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2019
You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.
