The WORST episodes of Ramy
Every episode of Ramy ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Ramy!
In New Jersey, Ramy, son of Egyptian immigrants, begins a spiritual journey, divided between his Muslim community, God, and his friends who see endless possibilities.
#3 - Atlantic City
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/29/2020
Do not go to a magic show. David Blaine is straight up Jinn.
#5 - Little Omar
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/29/2020
He told you about little Omar. Stop acting like you didn't know. Now you gotta explain this dog to your parents?? It's haraam. You're just - haraam.
#9 - Princess Diana
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2019
You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.
#10 - A Black Spot on the Heart
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/19/2019
So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.
#12 - 3riana Grande
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/29/2020
the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
#13 - Between the Toes
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/19/2019
You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
#15 - Bay’ah
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/29/2020
Bro...You want real love? Commit to the right person. Take the bay'ah.
#16 - Miakhalifa.mov
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/29/2020
You dress like a skateboarder - but you don't know how to skateboard?
#17 - Refugees
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/19/2019
So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?
#19 - Strawberries
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/19/2019
Everyone’s suspicious, man. Maybe your family was in on it, maybe not. Just lay low, and don’t draw attention to yourself. It’ll all die down… maybe. Also, where are all your Mom’s magazines?
#20 - Uncle Naseem
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/29/2020
Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.
#21 - Can You Hear Me Now?
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/29/2020
Hey i'm starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
#22 - Saving Mikaela
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/19/2019
You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.
#23 - Do the Ramadan
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/19/2019
Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.
#25 - Ne Me Quitte Pas
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/19/2019
Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.