The BEST episodes of Steptoe and Son

Every episode of Steptoe and Son ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Steptoe and Son!

After creating the supreme comedy that was Hancock's Half Hour, many wondered where else writers Ray Galton and Alan Simpson could go when the eponymous Mr H dispensed with their services. Their answer was another sitcom tour-de-force, Steptoe & Son. Steptoe was born from a one-off comic play, "The Offer" commissioned by the BBC in 1962 as part of Comedy Playhouse, a series of short plays all written by Galton and Simpson. From the outset it broke the mould of British comedy. Where previous sitcoms relied on slapstick, gags and farce, Steptoe and Son introduced a note of gritty realism: its characters were resolutely working-class, down-at-heel rag-and-bone men scraping a living by spotting gems among other people's junk. Father and son used earthy language and swore like troopers (at least as much as the BBC would allow them to) and both were given an added reality by being played by "straight" actors (Wilfred Brambell and Harry H Corbett) rather than comedians. Where other comedies revolved around interfering mothers-in-law and the sudden failure of the hero's braces the moment his boss came round, Steptoe's focus was on the inter-generational conflict that marked out the 60s. While father Albert Steptoe was - as his son often reminded him - a "dirty old man", set in his grimy and grasping ways, middle-aged son Harold was filled with social aspirations, not to say pretensions. Many episodes saw Harold attempting to attract a posh "bird" (this was still the sixties and early seventies) with his literary erudition, love of classical music or amateur dramatic skills, only to have a single leer from his gargoyle-like dad put the kybosh on the whole affair. Despite the advantage of Harold's relative youth, the audience always knew who was master in the Steptoe household. Albert, convinced his work in years (long) gone by entitled him to live off his son's hard graft, used every weapon from blood-curdling threats to pathetic wheedling to kee

Last Updated: 4/2/2024Network: BBC OneStatus: Ended
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Divided We Stand
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8.76
17 votes

#1 - Divided We Stand

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/27/1972

The squabbling Steptoes divide the house into two opposing sections.

The Desperate Hours
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8.63
16 votes

#2 - The Desperate Hours

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/3/1972

Freezing and hungry, the Steptoes must also contend with two escaped convicts demanding money from them.

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Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard
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8.50
14 votes

#3 - Seance in a Wet Rag and Bone Yard

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/10/1974

A medium helps Albert believe he can communicate with the dead, raising Harold's suspicions.

Oh, What a Beautiful Mourning
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8.47
15 votes

#4 - Oh, What a Beautiful Mourning

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/6/1972

After Albert's brother dies, he and his family squabble over the will.

Loathe Story
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8.45
11 votes

#5 - Loathe Story

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/20/1972

After he tries to murder Albert in his sleep, Harold visits a psychiatrist to get to the root of his anger for his father.

Live Now, P.A.Y.E. Later
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8.44
16 votes

#6 - Live Now, P.A.Y.E. Later

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/13/1972

Harold discovers that Albert has neglected to inform the tax department that his wife had died over 30 years ago.

Crossed Swords
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8.33
15 votes

#7 - Crossed Swords

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/11/1965

Harold believes that he has finally found an item that can make him rich.

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And Afterwards At...
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8.31
13 votes

#8 - And Afterwards At...

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/4/1965

Harold is going to be married but Albert is causing him nothing but grief.

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A Star Is Born
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8.21
14 votes

#9 - A Star Is Born

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/28/1972

Having joined the local amateur drama group, Harold must compete against another newcomer for a leading role.

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Back in Fashion
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8.13
15 votes

#10 - Back in Fashion

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/4/1974

When the Steptoes' yard is chosen as the background for a fashion shoot, beautiful models fill the house.

Men of Letters
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8.13
16 votes

#11 - Men of Letters

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/21/1972

Harold and Albert vie for the chance to be published in the parish magazine.

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My Old Man's a Tory
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8.08
12 votes

#12 - My Old Man's a Tory

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/8/1965

Harold invites the local Labour Party organizer to a meeting, hoping they will adopt him as their candidate for the next council election.

Without Prejudice
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8.08
13 votes

#13 - Without Prejudice

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/30/1970

When the Steptoes plan move to a posh neighbourhood, the snotty locals don't like the look of them.

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Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, Downstairs
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8.07
14 votes

#14 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs, Downstairs

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/3/1974

Harold must mind his father when Albert is upstairs recovering from a slipped disc in his back.

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Cuckoo in the Nest
star
8.06
17 votes

#15 - Cuckoo in the Nest

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/21/1970

Albert's long-lost son Arthur arrives from Australia, and much to Harold's horror, Albert offers him a partnership in their business.

Come Dancing
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8.06
18 votes

#16 - Come Dancing

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/9/1970

To prepare Harold for a competition, Albert must teach him how to dance.

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Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines
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8.00
13 votes

#17 - Those Magnificent Men and Their Heating Machines

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/18/1965

Harold wants central heating for the house and plans to install the system himself.

Steptoe and Son - and Son!
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8.00
11 votes

#18 - Steptoe and Son - and Son!

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/27/1970

When Harold thinks he is going to be a father, he proposes marriage.

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Robbery with Violence
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8.00
13 votes

#19 - Robbery with Violence

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/2/1970

While cleaning the house, Albert knocks over Harold's porcelain cabinet and destroys his valuable collection.

The Three Feathers
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8.00
14 votes

#20 - The Three Feathers

Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/14/1970

When Harold buys a 19th-century commode, he falls victim to a scam operation.

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Porn Yesterday
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8.00
12 votes

#21 - Porn Yesterday

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/18/1974

After Harold excitedly brings home an old machine containing an erotic film, he is shocked to discover who is the star of the show.

Sunday for Seven Days
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7.92
13 votes

#22 - Sunday for Seven Days

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/4/1964

Harold has promised to take Albert out to the cinema to see a posh flick, but Albert is keen on something a bit more smutty.

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Any Old Iron?
star
7.91
11 votes

#23 - Any Old Iron?

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/1970

Albert disapproves of Harold's new friendship with a posh customer.

Two's Company
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7.85
13 votes

#24 - Two's Company

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/16/1970

Harold is shocked when he meets Albert's new fiancée.

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The Seven Steptoerai
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7.85
13 votes

#25 - The Seven Steptoerai

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/25/1974

When a local villain tries to extort protection money from the Steptoes, Albert gets assistance from a club of elderly martial artists.