The WORST episodes of Steptoe and Son

Every episode of Steptoe and Son ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Steptoe and Son!

After creating the supreme comedy that was Hancock's Half Hour, many wondered where else writers Ray Galton and Alan Simpson could go when the eponymous Mr H dispensed with their services. Their answer was another sitcom tour-de-force, Steptoe & Son. Steptoe was born from a one-off comic play, "The Offer" commissioned by the BBC in 1962 as part of Comedy Playhouse, a series of short plays all written by Galton and Simpson. From the outset it broke the mould of British comedy. Where previous sitcoms relied on slapstick, gags and farce, Steptoe and Son introduced a note of gritty realism: its characters were resolutely working-class, down-at-heel rag-and-bone men scraping a living by spotting gems among other people's junk. Father and son used earthy language and swore like troopers (at least as much as the BBC would allow them to) and both were given an added reality by being played by "straight" actors (Wilfred Brambell and Harry H Corbett) rather than comedians. Where other comedies revolved around interfering mothers-in-law and the sudden failure of the hero's braces the moment his boss came round, Steptoe's focus was on the inter-generational conflict that marked out the 60s. While father Albert Steptoe was - as his son often reminded him - a "dirty old man", set in his grimy and grasping ways, middle-aged son Harold was filled with social aspirations, not to say pretensions. Many episodes saw Harold attempting to attract a posh "bird" (this was still the sixties and early seventies) with his literary erudition, love of classical music or amateur dramatic skills, only to have a single leer from his gargoyle-like dad put the kybosh on the whole affair. Despite the advantage of Harold's relative youth, the audience always knew who was master in the Steptoe household. Albert, convinced his work in years (long) gone by entitled him to live off his son's hard graft, used every weapon from blood-curdling threats to pathetic wheedling to kee

Last Updated: 4/2/2024Network: BBC OneStatus: Ended
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The Lodger
star
6.77
13 votes

#1 - The Lodger

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/18/1964

Albert advertises for a lodger, but Harold opposes the idea.

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The Stepmother
star
6.85
13 votes

#2 - The Stepmother

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/17/1963

Albert plans to re-marry, but Harold will do everything in his power to prevent it.

Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat
star
6.89
19 votes

#3 - Wallah-Wallah Catsmeat

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/3/1963

Hercules, the Steptoes' horse, is sick so the local rag and bone man pitch in to help.

The Diploma
star
7.00
15 votes

#4 - The Diploma

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/5/1962

Harold gets a diploma in TV repair - so how come Albert seems to know more about it than him?

The Offer
star
7.06
47 votes

#5 - The Offer

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/5/1962

Harold Steptoe is sick of being a rag and bone man, but his father Albert makes it tough for his one-man workforce to leave.

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The Piano
star
7.26
19 votes

#6 - The Piano

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/21/1962

To acquire a grand piano from a wealthy collector, Harold must move it out of a penthouse flat.

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The Economist
star
7.29
21 votes

#7 - The Economist

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/28/1962

Harold's strategy to sell in bulk proves problematic when he's stuck with 400 sets of false teeth.

Homes Fit for Heroes
star
7.31
16 votes

#8 - Homes Fit for Heroes

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/1964

Before Harold can sail around the world, he must first persuade Albert to move into a home for the elderly.

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The Holiday
star
7.33
15 votes

#9 - The Holiday

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/12/1962

Harold wants a beach holiday, but Albert is looking forward to the usual trip to Bognor Regis.

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A Winter's Tale
star
7.36
11 votes

#10 - A Winter's Tale

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/1970

Harold has booked a skiing holiday on his own but disaster strikes.

The Lead Man Cometh
star
7.38
13 votes

#11 - The Lead Man Cometh

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/21/1964

A shady man tries sell the Steptoes some used lead.

The Wooden Overcoats
star
7.42
12 votes

#12 - The Wooden Overcoats

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/14/1964

When Harold acquires some coffins, Albert refuses to sleep in the house.

A Musical Evening
star
7.42
12 votes

#13 - A Musical Evening

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/31/1963

Harold is looking forward to listening to his classical records, but Albert does not share his taste in music.

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A Death In the Family
star
7.45
11 votes

#14 - A Death In the Family

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/1970

Distraught over the death of his horse, Albert loses all interest in the business.

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Steptoe a la Cart
star
7.62
13 votes

#15 - Steptoe a la Cart

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/28/1964

Harold falls for a French girl, but when she meets Albert, something in his past causes problems.

The Bath
star
7.71
14 votes

#16 - The Bath

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/10/1963

Harold is determined to build a bathroom in the house, even if it means converting Albert's bedroom.

Men of Property
star
7.73
11 votes

#17 - Men of Property

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/17/1970

With the lease on the property almost up, the Steptoes must find money to buy the house.

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The Bonds That Bind Us
star
7.73
15 votes

#18 - The Bonds That Bind Us

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/11/1964

Albert lands a large windfall on the premium bonds. Albert soon goes on a wild spending spree and Harold soon goes from bitter to jealous.

Tea for Two
star
7.75
12 votes

#19 - Tea for Two

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/23/1970

Albert has a chance to host the prime minister at the junk yard, but Harold is of a different political persuasion.

Pilgrim's Progress
star
7.75
12 votes

#20 - Pilgrim's Progress

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/15/1965

On a flight to France, Albert argues with fellow passengers about World War I.

A Box in Town
star
7.75
12 votes

#21 - A Box in Town

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/1965

Frustrated with his meddling father, Harold leaves and rents a flat in town.

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Is That Your Horse Outside?
star
7.75
12 votes

#22 - Is That Your Horse Outside?

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/14/1963

Harold falls for a rich married woman and thinks it's love, much to his father's disgust.

The Bird
star
7.76
29 votes

#23 - The Bird

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/14/1962

Harold has a girl but Albert is out to ruin his fun.

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Sixty-Five Today
star
7.76
17 votes

#24 - Sixty-Five Today

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/24/1963

For Albert's birthday, Harold takes him out for a disastrous night on the town.

Pot Black
star
7.79
14 votes

#25 - Pot Black

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/7/1970

Harold buys a second-hand snooker table and challenges Albert to some games.

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